Burgers. Done Bad.✕Follow The Blood✕Smashed. Not Stirred.✕Central London✕Burgers. Done Bad.✕Follow The Blood✕Smashed. Not Stirred.✕Central London✕
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Menu
Four ways to do it bad. Smashed, loaded, vegan-ised and washed down with a non-alc Bloody Mary. No fillers. No mercy.
Beef
Bloody Bastard
Smashed Beef Burger
Smashed beef patty, American cheese, pickles, onions, house sauce, ketchup, mustard.
Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Mustard, Sesame
£10
Vegan
Bloody Saint
Vegan Burger
Vegan patty, vegan cheese, pickles, onions, house sauce, ketchup, mustard.
Allergens: Gluten, Soya, Mustard, Sesame
£10
Drink
Bloody Bloody
Sparkling Spicy Tomato Drink
Our take on a Bloody Mary. Spicy, tangy, refreshing. 100% non-alcoholic.
Allergens: Celery
£4
Side
Bloody Fries
Loaded Fries
Crispy fries, house sauce, pickles, onions, house spice mix.
Allergens: Milk, Mustard
£5
We don't do
nice.
Bloody Burger started with one rule: a burger should hit like a scene you can't unsee. Smashed thin on a screaming-hot flat-top, drowned in house sauce, stacked without apology. We're a small London joint that takes the food deadly serious and absolutely nothing else.
Smashed to order · Halal-friendly options · Collection + delivery
The JointExhibit A
- Patties smashed per order✓
- House sauce, made daily✓
- Vegan done properly✓
- Soft drinks, zero booze✓
- Compromise✕